Welcome to Toilet Paper Network   (TPN)

Any A**hole can join
even you

About

Find Out More About Us

It's not just a cause, but a major movement!
It's ass-tonishing.

WELCOME TO MY OVAL OFFICE

Company Profile.

Toilet Paper Network is the answer to any global crisis sh*tuation. We are a fun company who combined basic consumable products and high technology services, to bring you a money making blend you can benefit, we mean bene-sh*t from. Ranging from essential needs to cryptocurrency, TPN has it all.

  • What we do:

    TPN came in as a Covid Crusher to cater to the pandemic needs. We provide ASS-entials to your doorstep in this time of crisis and give an opportunity to make money. Our cryptocurrency; ButtCoin is going to be the backbone of TPN economic system and a valued asset for our consumers.

  • Why we do it

    TPN aims to financially benefit its consumers while we make daily essentials more accessible to everyone effected by the pandemic. With our E-commerce store backed by our digital currency ButtCoin, we guarantee a flawless user experience to all of our customers.

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Happy Clients

5

Products

420

Hours Of Support

69

Our Community

Services

Check our Services

Crap Store

Crap store is an online marketplace, providing essential items at your doorstep. A one stop shop for all your crappy needs.

Craptocurrency

Cryptocurrency but with a little added spin. Introducing “craptocurrency” with our futuristic digital currency, the ButtCoin!

Club Membership

Become a member of our exclusive club, any asshole can join!

Exclusive Packages

Avail the ass-tonishing offers on the packages and join our toilet paper army today.

Team

Our Hardworking Team

Hardly-working

Dennis Dvorin

Chief Comic Officer

Sanjay Sharma

Chief Executive Officer

Big Al Greer

Vice President

Professor Elmer
Duga Duga

Global Master Distributor

Packages

Check our Fast Fart Packages

The more you spend, the more you get! (literally)

CRAPtocurrency

CRAPtocurrency (Not on the Toiletchain-butt-on the actual Blockchain)

Our ButtCoin is going to be launched on Ethereum blockchain and trust us, it’s the real SH*T.

  • Ethereum is the largest & most active blockchain in the world.
  • 100% Secure with latest technology.
  • Self-governed system so no more authorities dumping on us.
  • Listed on Invexcoin Exchange.

Resources

Resources News and Notifications

(stuff you might want to know)

F.A.Q

Frequently ASS-ed Questions

(stuff you might be wondering)

We will teach you how to use our own social media platforms; Not twitter but "Shitter".
Do not insert them anywhere until we get back to you.
We can't say anything yet.
We can't say anything yet.

Anymore stuff you might be wondering?

Contact

Contact Us

Our Address

FLUSHING, NEW YORK

"uppa US"

Butt you can find us in Los Angeles

Email Us

contact@toiletpapernetwork.com

Call Us

+1-310-948-2239

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